So…we’re obviously down to the Summer Reality Show Dregs.
On Last Comic Standing, to no one’s surprise after last week’s performances, Amy goes home (sob) leaving Lavell, Jon, and Jerry. Jerry went first and was, once again, consistent and funny. I’m liking him more and more each week. Lavell went second and his set was a bit on the blue side for this show, and once again, didn’t really make me laugh. Jon wrapped up the show, and also made me giggle a few times. I’d have no problem with a Jon/Jerry final two.
On Top Chef….how many Blog Babes successfully guessed which cheftestant went home this week to try and score the bonus book? Well, the most popular guess was Dale. But we’ll see.
It was fun getting to see the chef’s have such a great time with the Quickfire Challenge. They each got a grocery store aisle to shop in, and a whopping ten dollars. Frivolity abounded. My favorite, definitely. Hung, dude…back away from the Froot Loops. And CJ completely cracked me up with both his take on his own unfortunately salted sweet dish, and his hysterical laughter as Hung tried to seriously present his dish. Fun for all. Oh, and Howie had a tantrum and didn’t present anything, despite the fact that, well…see: Hung and CJ. Such a trial, that guy. In the end, Brian wins with his Spam dish. Well deserved.
For the Elimination Round, they have to cater a high brow shindig. No problem, right. Well…wrong. The catch? They only have $350 to feed 60 people. Aaaand, they have to prepare the food on a boat. It’s a big boat, but still. Cooking in galleys, is what this is. Did I mention that CJ is, like, 9 foot 6? It was a hit and miss affair.
Judges Table.. After agreeing they were relatively uninspired by the food presented, they call in the entire group. And man, do they proceed to rake them over the coals. The guests seemed to enjoy the food that was prepared, but the judges? Not so much. After the most fun Quickfire, this was a particularly ugly judges panel. Yes, even worse than restaurant wars. Sure, some of it wasn’t the el supremo – that’s what happens when you have $350 dollars. Howie is so pissed at their dissing of his dishes, he offers to withdraw from the competition (though this is not why he claims he’s doing it.) Padma delivers a serious smackdown and tells him it’s not his decision to make. Whew, there is a lot of unhappy going on in this episode. So Chef Tom shoos them from the room, clearly pissed, so the judges can get down to the business of deciding who they hate the least.
All seven are called back in…Sara, Casey, and CJ have the top dishes, and Casey wins and gets a new Apple computer for her efforts. Dale, Howie, Hung, and Brian get thrown to the curb. The one who stays there? Not surprisingly, and deservedly, Howie has to pack his knives and his massive attitude, and go. (Sorry all you Dale-voting Blog Babes!)
There were Howie votes, too. So, if any of you who voted for Howie happen to be picked as the SHaQ Attack winner this week, you’ll get a bonus book! It’s not too late to enter and win the original prize of a book from my website bookshelf. See Tuesday’s post for details. Winner announced tomorrow!
Next week? Road trip!! And Anthony Bourdain. Squee!
Double Elimination in the Hammie House tonight. My guess? Jessica and Eric. Discuss.