Maggie Robinson Icon

The technology gods are conspiring against me. I’m out of it. (My family has been saying this about me for years. *g*) My cell phone tells me I’ve opened too many windows and won’t let me read or respond, the condo we’ve rented for two months has wireless connections only intermittently—and yes, I’ve tried waking up at 3:30 AM to see those magic bars—nope—my personal website was hacked and has been down for weeks, and as you read this, I’m on a cruise and probably not fighting for a seat in the Internet Lounge. I haven’t tweeted, blogged or Facebooked. Do I still exist?

I’ve tried to embrace the freedom of being untethered. I’ve still got my new pink laptop, and I still open up my work in progress every morning. It’s inconvenient that I can’t look up the gestational cycle of horses (don’t ask), but I’m managing without my link to the OED. At some point I might have to force myself into a Starbucks even though I don’t drink coffee. I’ve got guest blogs I’ve got to send and I don’t want those bars to conk out mid-transaction.

So, I’m going Old School. I haven’t started twitching yet, but there’s February to get through yet. Thank goodness it’s a short month.

How about you? Could you go on an Internet diet? Too bad I’m not losing weight, just my mind.