UPDATE: Random.org went to work and the winners are: Michelle Harlan and Lynn A. Reynolds. Congrats!
CLAIMED has officially been released and is out in the wild. I can’t tell you how much I’ve appreciated the emails sent to me about Dage and Emma’s story—as well as the nice reviews put up on Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and Goodreads. To celebrate, I’d like to give away two books today—either Fated or Claimed—winner’s choice. (So there will be two winners, and they each get to choose one book.)
Halloween has past, and I’ve been removing some decorations and putting up pumpkins. Well, and I’ve been waiting for snow. It was to have arrived last night, and it’s late. The vampires in the Dark Protector series are warm blooded, so the snow doesn’t bother them much. It doesn’t bother me much either. I’m a firm believer in warm boots and hot chocolate—as well as reading indoors.
But, I have learned a very tough lesson in that I can’t read on the treadmill. Not that a good book doesn’t occupy my mind. But my feet are dangerous on their own.
The truly frightening part of what I’m going to tell you is that it’s happened before. I have fallen off a treadmill many times. Yeah, I’m a klutz. So I knew better. When my sister had free passes to a gym in town and asked me to go with her, I should’ve said no. I knew even as the words “sure, sounds fun,” fell out of my mouth, that I should say no.
But I didn’t say no.
I went to the gym, fully determined to run for at least thirty minutes as I’m trying REALLY hard to get back into shape. So I jumped on the treadmill, stuck my earphones around my ears, and blasted cardio music. Then I made the ultimate mistake. I opened the book I’ve been dying to read.
All was well for about twenty minutes. Then…my left shoe caught on the side edge. I wobbled. My toe turned inward. I bent at the waist. I reached for the wonderful book, and my hands slipped on the book rest.
I windmilled.
Then, like so many times before, I went kalunck, thunk, wack. If you’ve never had a burn mark on your butt from falling on a still running treadmill, well then, consider yourself lucky. The only, and I mean only, saving grace of this situation was that my sister jumped into action and yanked the safety cord of the treadmill. Keep in mind that she was laughing so hard tears literally dropped onto my knee.
Also, just so you fully appreciate the story, I should add that there was a group of on-leave, very hot, army guys pumping iron to the side. And yeah, they saw the whole thing. One even winked. WINKED!
So, as I sit here on my still smarting hiney, I hope I’ve brought a smile to your snowy day. (Or sunny day, depending on where you are.) Please leave a comment for a chance to win a book. Have you ever fallen off a treadmill? Or, do you have any fun winter plans? Or even better, what do you imagine a hot-blooded vampire could do with a snow day?
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Oh your aching Hiney. lol I’ve never fallen off a treadmill because I avoid them. I already know what a klutz I can be and quit while I’m ahead.
Thanks for sharing your day at the gym. my first laugh of the day. Good for your sis pulling the plug. Mine would have continued to laugh bent over wetting herself. lol I hope you winked back Rebecca. 
Thanks for the opportunity. And a big Congrats on the release of Claimed.
Carol L
Lucky4750 (at) aol (dot) com
Hi Carol! Yeah, I was happy my sister jumped into action. I think if she’d had time to consider the situation, she might not have moved so quickly.
Have a great Friday!
The hunky Army guys were the perfect finishing touch to the whole incident, yes? At least when I fall off my treadmill no one sees me but the cats! Enjoyed the post!
Hi Veronica! Yes, and they were SO cute! A couple of them actually began to move toward us, but stopped when they saw Deb help me up. Cute and willing to assist.
I have been waiting patiently…
Hi Kris! It’s good you’re a patient woman! This is a great trait…one I don’t have. But I’m working on it.
Rebecca, I hate to admit it, but I would have reacted like your sister. Thanks for the offer of the drawing, but I’ve alread bought the Kindle version, which I’m reading & enjoying.
Hi LJ! I’m glad you’re enjoying the book. My sister laughed so hard she had to quit working out. Then she giggled for most of the ride home. I swear…sisters.
Hi
I loved fated cat’t wait to get claimed.
Karen
Hi Karen – thanks! I hope you like Claimed. Good luck in the drawing!
To fall in front of hot army guys mmmmm….oh wait I too have done that just not on a tread mill. Cheers to a sore hiney. Those Army guys are great, I would know seeing how I was in and am now out but married to one, so maybe not so out
Hi Brandy B! Wow – you have a lot going on! Sounds like a fun and exciting time, though. Thanks so much for dropping by today.
No, I’ve never fallen off a treadmill. Actually I’ve never been on one. I don’t have any real exciting winter plans. It’s cold here today and I have to go get a winter coat. Unfortunately I lost all my winter clothes, as well as everything else, in the EF5 tornado that ripped through my hometown of Joplin, Missouri. So today, I’m looking for a coat. I bet a vampire would be comfortable with the cold here today. Congratulations on your new release, I can’t wait to read it.
seriousreader at live dot com
Hi Linda: I’m so sorry to hear you lost all of your possessions in the tornado. I hope you and your family all escaped safely. Good luck finding a coat today!
Thanks for the contest, im very excited for you!!! Con rats!!!
I have fallen off a treadmill. Luckily no one was at the gym when it happened, was at my apartment complex where i lived and it was at night so yes very happy that i was by myself. It was 10 years or so ago so i dont remember all the details, i just remember i waws watching VH1 and was listening to the music that they were playing and was going to crab my drink at the table and thought i can jump off and jump on, i bet you i wouldnt fall…so wrong.
..jumping off was the easy part, jumping on, nope and soon as my foot touched the belt, swished….right back and it the wall!!! had a knot and a skidmark on my knees, i kid you not for ever!!!!! My only part was again i was by myself. Not saying my husband, boyfriend at the time, didnt laugh his butt off…
Hi Shay! Yeah, you know EXACTLY how it feels! As you begin to drop, it’s almost in slow motion, right? Then the clunk when you hit…ouch. You’d think I’d learn my lesson, but no.
I’m new to your books, having recently ordered them and am looking forward to reading them when arrive! I avoid treadmill accidents by just not getting on them!!
Hi Fran! I hope you like the Dark Protector series. Staying off the treadmill may be the only way to keep myself safe. Unfortunately, I can trip walking across an even surface. Thanks for dropping by today!
Hi Rebecca!
“I’m a firm believer in warm boots and hot chocolate—as well as reading indoors.” — ME TOO
Well thankfully you were ok in your treadmill accident, but it just had to be done in front of hot army guys?
How embarrassing, but at least the one winked
My winter plans extend to a 2 week vacation next month with the family and hopefully before then have all of my X-mas shopping done. I do go a bit crazy at the Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales, so we’ll see
Thanks for the great giveaway & CONGRATS on the success of both books
yadkny@hotmail.com
Hi Yadira! Good to see you. A two week vacation, huh? That sounds WONDERFUL. Have a great one and good luck in the contest.
I am such a klutz that I don’t do treadmills. I have one that is a another shelf for books! If I walk across an uneven floor, it reaches out and trips me. No plans for the cold, except build a fire, curl up with a blanket and a good book! Congratulations on your 2nd release!
Hi there! Thanks so much for the congrats – it’s been a roller coaster ride. Your fire, blanket, and good book plans sound wonderful to me. Thanks for commenting today!
sorry. Forgot my email.
jlkg102961 AT yahoo DOT com
I’m glad I’m not the only forgetful one!
Winked? How embarrassing! I’m on a mission to get back in shape, but thought I’d steer clear of treadmills because I just know I’ll be the lady falling off of one. So, I took the safer route of walking…safer until I fell over my own feet & tore a couple of ligaments in my ankle. My hot Army hubby didn’t wink at me! He rolled his eyes!
We just moved back to Texas(where it’s hotter than you know what)after living in VA for a few years, so I’m having a hard time thinking “WINTER”. I guess my “winter” plans will involve lots of reading & keeping the kids entertained. Maybe once the ankle heals, I’ll take them to go for a walk. LoL
harlan_michelle(at)yahoo(dot)com
Hi Michelle! So sorry to hear about your ankle…though I can relate. To falling and the, ah, hubby rolling his eyes. Every time one of our kids trips, my husband shakes his head and says, “That’s from you.”
No I have never fallen off a treadmill came close but caught myself.
My winter plans thus far hot tea, warm blanket, fire and a nice book. These are my plans do you think it will happen I have three sons and a husband. But in my dreams this is what I am doing and I am eating chocolate while doing it too.
I love this series and I can’t wait to read Claimed.
deslauree3 at yahoo dot com
Hi Desiree! Your winter plans sound amazing to me–I hope the family gives you an afternoon of peace to relax and read. Good luck with that.
That is so funny and it brought more than a smile! I was taking a sip of tea when I got to the part of the army guy winking and choked as I laughed. As I sputtered, my son just looked at me like I’d lost my mind.
I’m glad you weren’t hurt (well, nothing more than your pride anyhow)! And thanks for the morning chuckle – it’s cold here too with a thick sheet of frosty ice on the car windshield… brrrrr. Have a great launch party and I can’t wait to get my copy of Claimed – Fated is an amazing book and this series rocks!
Hi Christal! Thanks so much for the kind words! As you know, I loooove your writing, too. My son often looks at me like I’ve lost my mind–they’re born knowing how to make that look.
Thanka for starting off my Friday with a good laugh! No worries I’m not laughing at you I’m laughing with you I had a similar incident on another machine at the gym. I don’t know what they are called as it was my first and last attempt at using it! I thought it would be fun but it was a disaster. You stand like your on an elliptical but you bring your knees up sort of anways about five minutes in I was on my back in the middle of a packed cardio area!
heatherheartsbooks(AT)gmail(DOT)com
Hi Heather! You are a MUCH braver woman than I am. No way would I venture onto another machine…the treadmill is as risky as it gets. Turns out, it’s too risky.
Too funny
I have slipped, stumbled and wabbled before but have never went down. I can see one of your vampires watching the snow come down and pile up in their driveway, send out their internal vibes and watch the snow melt immediately
I have read Fated and wow you are amazing. I have a new vision of you now… first time I met you you were sitting in the car reading when the kid was playing football
have a great day and great job going to gym with shorty.
Hey Garry! Yeah, I’m usually in the car reading during practice. But, I no longer read while driving.
Thanks for dropping by today!
congrats on the new release and no I can’t say I have fallen off a treadmill. Yet and I say that cause I’ve fallen off just about everything else lol. I want to buy a good one for home so’ll I will probably have done it by next xmas lol.
scrtsbpal at yahoo dot com
Hi Pam! Good idea on the treadmill at home! Thanks for dropping by today.
Yes I’ve fallen off a treadmill, tripped over air and many other things. I’m another klutz.LOL
And i’ld love to play with a vamp on a cold wintery night
Hi Liz! I’ve tripped over air, too. But if you think about it…air is full of stuff. It isn’t our fault.
Hi Lynn – thanks! Have a great weekend.
Just finished Claimed a few days ago and really loved it
Ouch, I’ve can’t say I’ve ever fallen off a treadmill before. I have ninja like balance (which helps considerably with my martial arts training ^_^ ) that has saved my butt numerous times. No, my embarrassing supper power is the ability to break things just by toughing them. Doesn’t matter what, computers, cars, snow blowers, swing sets, hair brushes, spoons (seriously, who in the world would have thought a spoon could break!). I’ve broken my treadmill a couple times too. If I got a nickel for every time I heard someone say “wow, I’ve never seen it break like that before.” or “I didn’t even know that was breakable.” I’d be a millionaire
griffin (at) griffinasher (dot) com
Hi Griffin: I’ll keep that in mind if you ever want to borrow my laptop,car, treadmill…and thanks again for the sword fighting lessons! I should’ve probably told you about the klutziness before holding a weapon…
LOL!
What I want to know is why those army guys didn’t run to your rescue? In a romance novel they would have.
Also, can I go with you the next time you go to the gym? I like to be entertained and watch hot guys…I mean I too need to get in shape.
Also, I like to think of your question not as what a hot-blooded vampire could do with a snow day, but what I could do with a hot-blooded vampire on a snow day.
asa at asamariabradley dot com
Hi Asa! Yes, you can come to the gym, but you have to do jumping jacks on the running treadmill. Then at least we both might fall.
Any one that can “blog” at 5 AM ought have had attention span to watch or sense foot direction so that difficulties need not arise or is it “de-rise”.
Hi EB! What makes you think I blogged at 5am?
cant say ive fallen off a treadmill, because i cant say that ive ever been on one.. but i was on one of those flippy things (where they strap you in and the machine like flips upside down) and i got my hair stuck.. and they couldnt bring me back up without cutting a chunk of my hair off..
not exactly looking forward to winter, as i just moved to somewhere where -40 C is quite common.. (ACK).. but im learning how to make some clay figures and i hope that will keep me busy on a cold snowy day
i would LOVE to win one of your books!!
(alainala AT hotmail DOT ca)
Alaina: That is hilarious! I can so see that happening to me. Have a fantastic weekend and good luck in the drawing!
No,I have never fallen off a treadmill but I have fallen out of my wheelchair.Ilove “Fated”It brightens my whole week.I wish they would make it into a movie. I think I could take a hot blooded vampire to a whole new level on a snow day.Talon has made me a hot blooded human already.
Hi Gail! How cool would that be if they made a movie out of Fated? I would love it. Have a fantastic weekend.
I am so clumsy that I have fallen off probably everything I have ever been on. I also have the ability twist my ankles walking a s completely flat surface with nothing to trip on or anything.
The hot army guys could have at least offered to kiss your boo-boos to make them better, instead of just winking, lol.
June M.
manning_j2004 at yahoo dot com
Hi June! Yeah, good point! Of course, I was already dying of embarassment, so the offer of a kiss would’ve put me over the edge. Good luck in the drawing.
Love the book, please put me in the contest. rita
Hi Rita! You got it – good luck!!!
I want snow so badly… We live in NC and used to live in NV… it seemed it was always snowing out here when we lived in NV and now that we moved here it snows more in NV… UGH!!! Bring on the snow!!!
Hope I can win Claimed!! I loved Fated so much!!
Hi Kimberly! I’m with you–bring on the snow! Also, I’m glad you liked Fated — good luck in the drawing.
Never fallen off a treadmill, but I did manage to dislocate my knee getting into a car!
Hi Mary! So you had trouble getting IN to a car? I’ve fallen that way, but usually it’s getting out of the car. Sorry about your knee!
I’ve never fallen off a treadmill but years ago I did trip over one. Just my luck it was in front of Fabio (yes, the Fabio). How embarrassing is that?
I just ordered Fated and can’t wait to read it.
Hi Danah! THE Fabio? Wow. Now that’s a story! I hope you like Fated.
Hi Rebecca! I can not say that I have ever fallen off a treadmill, but I have slipped and fallen while bowling. I went to throw the ball, and fell right in the middle of the lane on my rear. Talk about embarrassing. My son still reminds me of it. I really neeeeeed a copy of Claimed. Thank you so much for the awesome contest! bpatrick64113@sbcglobal.net
Hi Barb! Oh man, I can see the bowling disaster! That happened to me one time golfing–I swung so hard I lost my balance. Thanks for dropping by today!
I have never fallen off a treadmill but I broke my arm opening a door.
I love Fated and would love to read Claimed.
smccar1 at hotmail dot com
Hi Stephanie! Opening a door, huh? That’s a new one on me, but the day is young. I can see myself doing that.
I’m glad you liked Fated.
I got on a treadmill ONCE. I vowed never again & meant it. They are lethal weapons.
Hot blooded vampire on a snow day – the mind boggles.
marypres(AT)gmail(DOT)com
They are dangerous, aren’t they? Thanks for commenting today–good luck in the drawing!
I’ve never fallen off one but I haven’t used one very often either.
Hope you’re OK now. I’m guessing the vampire would not be able to warm you up much, it would be our job; that could be done!
Hi Diane! I’m fine – nothing bruised but pride. Have a fantastic weekend!
Oh boy. I’ve never fallen off of a treadmill but I’ve had my fair share of klutzy things happen to me. I think I would have died (or just burst into tears) if something like that would have happen to me in front of a bunch of hot guys.
Cause with my luck, not one of them would have been concerned about whether I was okay or not and they probably would have just stood there laughing their butts off.
I feel for you but I must say, having one wink at you doesn’t sound too bad.
Well, thank you for this contest.
Pam
vanillaorchids69(at)gmail(dot)com
Hi Pam! Yeah, the winker was a cutie, I have to say. Thanks for dropping by today!
Hi Rebecca,
Hope i’m in the bookstore now so that i grab all the book as much as i can lol
I never run on treadmill =D
hem.. i think it’s time for hot-blooded vampire to drink hot chocolate milk in snow day, lol, or they can sleep with the girl they loved in a whole day
Hi Eli! I spend more time falling than running on the treadmill, I think. Thanks for commenting and good luck in the contest!
I really loved Fated and can’t wait to grab Claimed too. Please put me in the contest!
Thanks for the kind words, Eva! Good luck in the contest.
Haven’t fallen totally off but have definitely had a few stumbles so I just gave them up totally. I have hard enough time walking on ground that doesn’t move.
And then if there had been hot guys there I would never have the nerve to get myself on a piece of exercise equipment.
Hi Cheryl! Yeah, I hadn’t figured I’d fall when I got on…should’ve known better.
Good luck in the contest.