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Similar to the fact I didn’t have a Facebook page for the longest time (I do now of course), I don’t tweet and don’t have a Twitter account. I know it’s the current thing to do, and even celebrities do it. I just don’t know if my life is interesting enough to tweet and honestly if I’ll have the time to make it interesting to follow me. So I figured I’d put the question out there and perhaps y’all can chat about it with me.

It really makes you think to twenty years ago and how we got our news. I was fresh out of college, armed with a writing degree and no place to go. LOL. So I worked as a typesetter for a real estate magazine – at least it was in publishing right? I was 21 years old and ready to conquer the world, but my news and information still came from actual paper newspapers and magazines. The closest I came to immediate information was the 6 o’clock news on tv. Even then it was old stuff – some of it even 12 hours old.

Fast forward to today, where we know about disasters and events within seconds. That includes pictures, videos, news feeds and tweets. People twitter constantly – like when the guy jumped off one cruise ship and a Disney cruise behind it rescued the fool from the sea – one of the passengers tweeted as they were plucking him from the water.

My author friends tweet a lot. I envy that passion and enthusiasm for providing details on a single moment in your life. I, for one, am so damn boring that no one would be interested. So here are some sample tweets…

- Two brown bananas, made banana bread even though I can’t eat it.
- Finished laundry and made bed. Woo! Nothing like fresh sheets.
- Couldn’t figure out how to print booklets for RAW. Finally pushed the right button.
- No one cleaned the downstairs bathroom. Had to do it myself, ugh, skid marks.

Yeah, that was my day yesterday in tweets. B-O-R-I-N-G. Seriously, I have a full-time job, part-time career as a novelist, two teenage sons, a husband who’d like attention now and then, and yeah, I’d like to read a book occasionally too.

I can’t imagine doing all that and tweeting about it. Am I being old-fashioned again? Anyone out there tweet and can offer me a good reason why I should do it? Or do you y’all agree and tell me to keep my skid marks to myself.