January 14, 2008 • Print This Post
I’m counting down the days until Cosmic Sex releases. I’m having such fun with this series. This is book #2 and is available for preorder at Amazon and B&N. Book #1, Close Encounters of the Sexy Kind is a Romantic Times Reviewers Choice Award finalist—be truthful, y’all heard me holler when I found out, didn’t you? LOL
I hope you enjoy the excerpt of Cosmic Sex:
Excerpt
COSMIC SEX
Nick started laughing. “Sam put you up to this, didn’t he? What are you supposed to do? Call him up and tell him I fell for your alien story?” He strode behind the bar and into the kitchen and opened the fridge.
“I didn’t know Sam before tonight,” Kia said.
He grabbed a beer and twisted the cap off and tossed it into the trash as he turned back around. “Okay, there for a minute I did start to wonder. You had me going with the disappearing lamp. How’d you do that?” He raised the longneck to his lips. There was a light thump on the bottom and the beer disappeared. He was left with puckered lips but no bottle.
Okay, now that wasn’t funny. It’d been his last one. There was an unwritten law you didn’t mess with a man’s last beer.
His eyes narrowed. Sam had really outdone himself. This was no local magician. Nope, she was damn good—in more ways than one.
“I’m not sure when your things will return, but they will. This is a phazer. It’s not meant to harm, only to give someone time to get control of her emotions. On Nerak, where I’m from, we no longer have weapons that destroy.”
“So why didn’t you use it on the biker in the bar?” Answer that one, babe!
“There were too many people around. It’s not wise that others know I’m from another planet.”
He frowned. Good answer. But he still wasn’t buying that she was some sort of alien from another planet. “Sorry, lady, you’ll have to give me more proof than a little black box.”
“Your penis will also fall off in the morning because we had sex.”
He grabbed his crotch, the color draining from his face. “You’re joking, right?”
She smiled. “My sisters say I don’t have a sense of humor. I think I have a very good one.”
She sighed. “Of course it won’t fall off. But don’t you find it strange that you refuse to believe my weapon is from another planet but yet you’ll accept that your penis will fall off?”
He frowned. “That’s not what I was thinking.” He quickly moved his hands away from his crotch.
Y’all have a good day!
Karen
Posted by Karen Kelley @ 6:00 am • Filed under: Karen Kelley
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LOL Karen! Thanks for the morning laugh.
Your penis will fall off! OMG. The ultimate weapon for controlling a male.
Karen, it sounds delightfully yummy and sexy and funny and I’m looking forward to it. Loved the first one.
Is it sad that I’m already checking the shelves at Border’s to see if maybe it will show up early? I’ve got a gift card burning a whole in my pocket while I wait for this one to come out!
This is such a good read. I loved it from front to back, am excited it will soon me out. It rocks Karen.
Hey you guys I forgot to add you should run - not walk to your favourite book store………..
This sounds sexy and funny!
Oh Karen, I am so excited for you. I know this book is going to rock!
I am so looking forward to reading the whole thing.
Oh so wild Karen! That is what I like about your books! Spicy and sizzling!
—rrrRRROARRRrrring—fantastic!!!!
Can’t wait to run to the store to buy it!
Michele L.
I can’t wait to read this one, the last was funny and this one sounds as enjoyable.
Y’all are so nice! I’m working on my 4th alien book right now and it’s a little different, but still funny and I think a little….ummmm….hotter. LOL
Hotter is good too Karen!!!! I don’t think you will hear anyone complain about that. Do you know how many “alien” books there is going to be?
#1 Close Encounters of the Sexy Kind (available now and Romantic Times Reviewers Choice finalist!!!)
#2 Cosmic Sex (out Jan 29, 2008)
#3 Bad Boys Guide To The Galaxy (July 2008)
#4 I’m working on that one
#5 Idea stage
#6 Idea stage
After that? I’m not sure.
How about Experiment Sex2Sex? Sorry I’m watching Lilo and Stitch (aka Experiment 626) with my daughter who is home today with a cold. I swear, I haven’t been dippin in her cold meds. *g*